He arrives to the store to see that it has burned down. I am the kindest soul with whom you're connected I have the bravest heart That you've ever seen Is that a yes? And all that shit they feed us in the movies and greeting cards is just propaganda to get us to marry, have kids and keep the economy going. So my last day is all about you telling me what an ugly, indecisive loser I am? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons. Dante Hicks is a clerk at a local convenience store in New Jersey. Why the fuck are you still getting rides from your mother? You can't get a chick, you mook. How long were you in? I want my money back right now. No, because I just read online that there's gonna be a live-action Transformers movie.
You want I should do it in front of all the customers? Those fucking hobbit movies were boring as hell. How about a nickel bag, man? That's her parents' house, right? Three movies of people walking to a fuckin' volcano. I tell you about my sex life all the time. The smartest of smart asses got rattled by some fucking loser coming in here giving you shit about your McJob. Yeah, it was to come.
They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One. As far as the second goes, although it lacked in comparison to the first I didn't despise it so much. You see everything You see every part You see all my light And you love my dark You dig everything Of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here You see everything - You see every part - You're still here You see all my light - And you love my dark - And you're still here You dig everything Of which I'm ashamed There's not anything to which you can't relate And you're still here. I think it's one of those lost gems that was beyond the understand of the network execs who ordered it and killed early like I think they only aired 2 out of the 6 episodes. That man's a total fucking Lloyd, like most Jersey guys. Besides, why do you give a shit? What the fuck kind of songbird Jesus-freak dealer did you bring me to? Well, you might as well start setting up. I'm the engaged guy who knocked up my boss.
Many people earn success through pandering to the lowest common denominator or through very lucky breaks, two things I believe Kevin Smith has done. I'm gonna write to the paper about this, and all y'all getting fired up in here. Taking it in the ass, that is. You never go ass to mouth! Couple of weeks in this crap shack turned into a couple of years a little too quickly. So moving like you're 40 This groove is much too naughty Can't you see? Well, I guess the show's over. You're fucking around with the boss.
You know, I've never pieced this together until right now. What the fuck is going on here? Take him, you fucking whore. Okay, okay, um, just-just follow whatever it is I'm doing, okay? You never go ass to mouth. Scrape by with the bare minimum. All right, look, I know you've given a blow job, right? All right, I've got it. Since God created man, and man created the Transformers.
Shut the fuck up, GoBot. I am gonna kick your ass back to the Shire if you don't shut your fuckin' mouth. Yeah, 'cause you've accepted the fact that you'll never get a chick a long time ago. Anybody can slow dance, but this is one of the only times I've ever gonna meet most of Emma's extended family, and I'd like to be able to show some flair on the dance floor, you know? I like seals and shit. I could get a chick if I wanted.
I don't know what to say. You and me running our own business instead of working for some other asshole?. Please give your thoughts and opinions! May I take your order? The guy pisses me off. Can we pull back into our own apartment in Florida again? I just said it was fine once in a while. My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey all the time when I was a kid, because I'd sit on the porch and stare at my neighbors.
And you wonder why no chick'll let you stick your cock in her. Swing that judgmental pendulum back the other way and tell me how you'd solve all your problems, asshole. Look, you've fucked me over in the past, but this is huge. Who-who are we, Lance Dowds? And-and I think you love me, too. Smith also reprises his role of Silent Bob, and Smith's wife, Jennifer Schwalbach Smith, also co-stars.
So, are you scared about getting married at all? And it wasn't to center me. You wouldn't work for me last week, remember? You got to start trusting me more. Me and Silent Bob finally bought a car, we're cruising down to the Boardwalk. I mean, I don't know, kind of, like, proved or whatever that. I actually kind of like Emma. The seniors yanked down his pants, and shoved a pickle up his ass, and made him walk ten feet. Well, then you must be as blind as Anne Frank.